Bill Bailey - Foreign Ambulance Sirens

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Bill Bailey explains foreign ambulance sirens - very amusing! This was taken from Bewilderness.

English translation:

Attention
We are injured
We have a man
He's called Jean-Michel
His leg is broken
With a young girl
She's caled Gisèle
She's so beautiful
They climbed up a tree
To make love
They adopted the missionary position - Its popular
He fell
He broke his leg
Attention

French Lyrics:

Attention!
Nous sommes blessés
Nous avons un homme
Il s'appelle Jean-Michel
Sa jambe est cassé
Avec une jeune fille
Elle s'appelle Gisèle
C'est si belle
Ils ont montés dans un arbre
Pour faire l'amour
Il a adopté la position misionnaire - c'est populaire
Il est tombé
Sa jambe est cassé
Attention!

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Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: June 5, 2006 at 5:27 pm
Author: jvenning

Length: 00:02:52
Rating: 4.91
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Video Comments:
19nimrod93 (January 7, 2009 at 12:26 pm)
So jealous of Bill Bailey. He has perfect pitch and he's so damn funny.
apusama (January 7, 2009 at 8:59 am)
the translation is in the description of the video ^^
and he did say it.
brainwashed13G (January 6, 2009 at 9:45 pm)
yeah hahaha. he said (well very briefly from the french i can remember) that there was this dude who went to have sex with a girl and he took the missionary posoition which is very popular, and he fell and broke his leg" hahaha very funny dude!
SPuckett36 (January 6, 2009 at 4:12 pm)
did he say the Missionary Position in the French part? I think so, people laughed at it...and I do not speak any French at all and I thought I heard that, then he said popular I think, so that must be what it was...
BBGYoung (January 6, 2009 at 11:12 am)
You Rock
kisbie (January 5, 2009 at 3:59 pm)
Normally, stand-up comedy requires a more intimate venue than the big rock bands, especially those of the prog/stadium variety. Here we have one exception - Bill is the only comic (at least in Britain) whose act could be successfully performed at Wembley. And I mean Stadium as well as Arena.
silvercommando1 (January 4, 2009 at 6:13 pm)
Cant wait to see this fucking legend on the 17th of Jan.. Gonna be hilarious! :D
Nikon05 (January 3, 2009 at 2:48 pm)
i love bill baileys style of combining instruments with his comedy. very original and funny
cathy92poz (January 1, 2009 at 6:37 pm)
No shit sherlock!
BennyB2006uk (December 31, 2008 at 7:00 am)
the french section is just plain genius!!