Rehab Center for Fictional Characters

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Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes!
three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"
music and lyrics by bo burnham

hey I'm Santa Claus,
I'm the king of snow
I hate my wife because
she is ho ho ho
She used to please me everyday
Then she made it clear
that Santa's only s'pose to come once year
Now i buy whores
Rock n roll
and i stuff their stockings
with my north pole

I had a wonderful life
With a healthy household
and a beautiful wife
and a pot full of gold
then my wife spent my riches all by herself
and since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf
now i drink all day
and a part of me dies
cause my wife's gettin gangbanged
by the rice krispie guys

Everyday i get up, and i get to work late,
my boss says "hey whatsup?"
i say im grrrrrrowing tired of this shit
the kids they laugh cause im a sensitive cat
"big pussy!" i cant argue with that
if another kid gives me frosted flakes
i swear on my life, ill eat his parents.

im the easter bunny hey im back
used to funny now im hooked on crack
heaps of heroine aint no joke
marshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke coke
coooooke
drugs for life thats my plan
but now i have no attention sp.....


hey pat did you hear? all my elves got sick
i think they got herpes from some irish chick

santa, tony, could you guys please stop?
oh snap.....crackle and pop

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: May 20, 2007 at 11:03 am
Author: boburnham

Length: 00:04:38
Rating: 4.90
Views: 2565905

Tags: fictional characters rehab song comedy guitar bo burnham

Video Comments:
hsnare0218 (January 7, 2009 at 9:44 pm)
you are soo amazing i cant gt over it
asdfgqwert000 (January 7, 2009 at 6:48 pm)
I LOVE YOU BO!! You are so hot
PookieBread143 (January 7, 2009 at 4:55 pm)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE YOU BO <3 omg so funny
hazeleon620 (January 7, 2009 at 4:47 pm)
now i drink all day and part of me dies, cause my wife gettin gang-banged by the Rice Krispie guys... ~ugh~..
hazeleon620 (January 7, 2009 at 4:46 pm)
damn, make a REhab Center 2... you know, a sequel.. Damn thats brilliant. keep it up.
Andrew10505 (January 7, 2009 at 4:41 pm)
love it love it love lol awesome!!!!!!
foreveryoung1901 (January 7, 2009 at 3:59 pm)
i'll eat his parents...
I LOVE IT!
BELERICBEAT (January 7, 2009 at 2:02 pm)
fck me ... " tony the tiger" man dats fckin brillant... keep it goin
Iknouhaha101 (January 7, 2009 at 1:01 pm)
aha i love you! all of it is so funny!
xD (L) <3 i love you i wanna be with you bo!
pottergoth14 (January 7, 2009 at 1:00 pm)
you should be a theme song writer for family guy!